Girlfriend Tries To Swallow Phone During Argument

rack'm · Dec 23, 2005

Officers were called at about 5 a.m. Friday. They found the 24-year-old woman having trouble breathing.

:killingme

mainman · Dec 23, 2005

rack'm said:
Officers were called at about 5 a.m. Friday. They found the 24-year-old woman having trouble breathing.

A future Dar-winner... :lmao:

camily · Dec 23, 2005

Wow, if she can swallow a phone, just imagine....... :smack:

jazz lady · Dec 23, 2005

rack'm said:
Officers were called at about 5 a.m. Friday. They found the 24-year-old woman having trouble breathing.

Missouri, huh? Who do we know in Missouri? :whistle:

Justanotherjoe · Dec 23, 2005

Wish I had the phone number. :killingme

mainman · Dec 23, 2005

jazz lady said:
Missouri, huh? Who do we know in Missouri?

rack'm · Dec 23, 2005

jazz lady said:
Missouri, huh? Who do we know in Missouri?

.....

Maybe we should warm Jameo too. :roflmao:

Tigerlily · Dec 23, 2005

She really showed him, huh?

Nickel · Dec 23, 2005

Tigerlily said:
She really showed him, huh?

What is wrong with people? How did she think she was going to get it out? :roflmao:

mainman · Dec 23, 2005

Nickel said:
What is wrong with people? How did she think she was going to get it out?

You could live off a whole phone for months... :huggy:

baileydog · Dec 23, 2005

Justanotherjoe said:
Wish I had the phone number.

1-800-stupid

Dupontster · Dec 23, 2005

Nickel said:
What is wrong with people? How did she think she was going to get it out?

Look up "Dumb Biotch" in the dictionary and I bet you'll see her picture :lmao:

camily · Dec 23, 2005

I've heard of phones being pieces of shiat, but that's rediculous!

Nickel · Dec 23, 2005

mainman said:
You could live off a whole phone for months...

Good idea! I'm going to have to switch cell phone providers soon, now I know what to do with my old phone! I love you MainMan! :smoochy:

Justanotherjoe · Dec 23, 2005

baileydog said:
1-800-stupid

The problem with that is thousands of phones would ring.

mainman · Dec 23, 2005

Nickel said:
Good idea! I'm going to have to switch cell phone providers soon, now I know what to do with my old phone! I love you MainMan!

I had half a pizza crust on my plate a few minutes ago and I thought of you. :huggy:

ylexot · Dec 23, 2005

When the title of this thread shows up on my User Control Panel, it's truncated to "Girlfriend Tries To Swallow..." :killingme

Nickel · Dec 23, 2005

mainman said:
I had half a pizza crust on my plate a few minutes ago and I thought of you.

Ew, I don't eat the crust. But if you saved a slice of pepporoni I'd be your best friend!

MMDad · Dec 23, 2005

ylexot said:
When the title of this thread shows up on my User Control Panel, it's truncated to "Girlfriend Tries To Swallow..."

Well if she did, maybe she there wouldn't have been a fight...

gumbo · Dec 23, 2005

Investigators said that the woman was arguing with her boyfriend and when he asked for the phone, she apparently tried to swallow it.

Now spit that out :smack:

I need to use the phone.

Did she dail 911 before he slapped down her throat?

B/F wanted to see if she could really talk out her ass.

Would there be a roaming charge?

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