Gives New Meaning to 'Phone Sex'

BigSlam123b

Only happy When It Rains

NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."



Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."


For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.


If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.
:peace:
 

janey83

Twenty Something
yeah, and then some frat boy's cell goes off in class and you start hearing moaning coming from his khaki cargo pocket.
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
janey83 said:
yeah, and then some frat boy's cell goes off in class and you start hearing moaning coming from his khaki cargo pocket.
They'll just think he's being social
 

Ponytail

New Member
Our IT guy last year while in Lubbock, had a company cell phone, on which he had loaded a ring tone that consisted of a squeaky bed and heavy breathing. :lol:

He's no longer with us. :lmao:
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Heard one the other day that was a rooster clucking and crowing. Everybody was looking around wondering where the he!! that was coming from till the red faced guy shut it off.
 

pvineswinger

Swinging on Vines
aps45819 said:
Heard one the other day that was a rooster clucking and crowing. Everybody was looking around wondering where the he!! that was coming from till the red faced guy shut it off.
at a meeting last month, once cell phone went off and it was a "ring" like a bell on the old rotary dial phones. Gave us a giggle.
 

BigSlam123b

Only happy When It Rains
When I was working up in DC at the Treasury Dept, my wife called while i was troubleshooting a PC in the office of the Treasury Dept spokesperson, so the next thing you hear is Marvin gaye singing Sexual Healing. :peace:
 

Ponytail

New Member
BigSlam123b said:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."



Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."


For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.


If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.
:peace:

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

:roflmao:
 
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