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GLOSSARY OF REDNECK MEDICINE
ARTERY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Study of paintings
BACTERIA . . . . . . . . . . . . . Back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails
BENIGN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What you be after you be eight
BOWEL. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O or U
CAESAREAN SECTION . . . . . . . . A district in Rome
CAT SCAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty
CAUTERIZE. . . . . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
COLIC. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
COMA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A punctuation mark
CONGENITAL . . . . . . . . . . . . Friendly
DNC. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where Washington is
DILATE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To live long
ENEMA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
FESTER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker
GENITAL. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Non-Jewish
G.I. SERIES. . . . . . . . . . . . Soldier ball game
GRIPPE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase
HANGNAIL . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook
HIGH COLONIC . . . . . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday
IMPOTENT . . . . . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN . . . . . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF. . . . . . . . . . . Doctor's cane
MORBID . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Higher offer
NITRATE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than a day rate
NODE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of
OUTPATIENT . . . . . . . . . . . . Person who has fainted
PAP SMEAR. . . . . . . . . . . . . Fatherhood test
PELVIS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis
POST OPERATIVE . . . . . . . . . . Letter Carrier
PROSTATE . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flat on your back
RECOVERY ROOM. . . . . . . . . . . Place to do upholstery
RECTUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dang near killed him
RHEUMATIC. . . . . . . . . . . . . Amorous
SECRETION. . . . . . . . . . . . . Hiding something
SEIZURE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor
TABLET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS . . . . . . . . . Getting sick at the airport
TIBIA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa
TUMOR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . More than one
URINE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE . . . . . . . . . . . . . Near by
ARTERY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Study of paintings
BACTERIA . . . . . . . . . . . . . Back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails
BENIGN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What you be after you be eight
BOWEL. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O or U
CAESAREAN SECTION . . . . . . . . A district in Rome
CAT SCAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty
CAUTERIZE. . . . . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
COLIC. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
COMA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A punctuation mark
CONGENITAL . . . . . . . . . . . . Friendly
DNC. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where Washington is
DILATE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To live long
ENEMA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
FESTER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker
GENITAL. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Non-Jewish
G.I. SERIES. . . . . . . . . . . . Soldier ball game
GRIPPE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase
HANGNAIL . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook
HIGH COLONIC . . . . . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday
IMPOTENT . . . . . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN . . . . . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF. . . . . . . . . . . Doctor's cane
MORBID . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Higher offer
NITRATE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than a day rate
NODE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of
OUTPATIENT . . . . . . . . . . . . Person who has fainted
PAP SMEAR. . . . . . . . . . . . . Fatherhood test
PELVIS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis
POST OPERATIVE . . . . . . . . . . Letter Carrier
PROSTATE . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flat on your back
RECOVERY ROOM. . . . . . . . . . . Place to do upholstery
RECTUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dang near killed him
RHEUMATIC. . . . . . . . . . . . . Amorous
SECRETION. . . . . . . . . . . . . Hiding something
SEIZURE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor
TABLET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS . . . . . . . . . Getting sick at the airport
TIBIA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa
TUMOR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . More than one
URINE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE . . . . . . . . . . . . . Near by