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GregV814

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Perhaps you haven't heard that Dr. Jill, has penned a contract with Randomhouse publishers and SVB to write a new book for kids this spring based on her kids lessons, "Hooked on Pronouns" !! Yes, this isn't your parent's reader, "Dick and Jane see a Negro"... (circa 1956), no sireeee... This new program, under the guidelines of the NEA, (National Educators Association) focuses on teaching 3-4 year olds to use the proper pronouns emphasized today!! Yipeeee!!

an example: "R", (we dont use gender specific names) "see the post adolescent human?? Theys giving free Fentanyl", "run run run"
"J": " look look look, Gestapo meanie with gun shoot they". "Shoot shoot shoot".

Fun for the entire family!!! And the center foldout is funn fun fun too! Find the orange chronologically advanced non birthing human!!! (Like Where's Waldo)

Not only that, in lieu of some typical silly post delivery infantile chicken clustered in a shell ROLL, Mr. President will be blindfolded and have a smell-a-thon with willing birthing humans pushing their prodigy humans on stage!!! The winning "human scent" family will be awarded a set of gently used Samsonite luggage from a former Nuclear Scientist!!!

Come on out, it will be broadcasted live on ABC, Disney Channel, and The Smithsonian Channel!!
 
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