Go to Church
- Thread starter RoseRed
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Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
Q. What's the worst part about being an atheist?
A. You have no one to talk to during sex.
The Sunday school teacher was asking her students what part of the body enters heaven first.
Billy's answer: "The hands, because you use them to pray."
Katie's answer: "The heart, because that's where God's love touches you."
Dirty Johnny's answer: "The feet, because I've seen my mom with her feet in the air screaming, "I'm coming, God, I'm coming!"
A. You have no one to talk to during sex.
The Sunday school teacher was asking her students what part of the body enters heaven first.
Billy's answer: "The hands, because you use them to pray."
Katie's answer: "The heart, because that's where God's love touches you."
Dirty Johnny's answer: "The feet, because I've seen my mom with her feet in the air screaming, "I'm coming, God, I'm coming!"