God and the Blonde

[Dupontster]

A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on
me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for
the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."

Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind, found one."

 

[Lugnut]

A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on
me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for
the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."

Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind, found one."

Boy was SHE lucky huh?

 

[nachomama]

A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on
me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for
the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."

Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind, found one."

Funny...I don't remember ever telling anyone about when that happened to me...

 

[Shetiger]

A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on
me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for
the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."

Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind, found one."