God love the Seniors

Mike

F*** Socialism!
Not really a joke, but I love the sentiment of this:

There were protesters on the train platform handing out

pamphlets, on the evils of America. I politely declined to

take one..

The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator

and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet,

which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand

on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and

in a very soft voice the young lady said, "Lady, don't you care

about the children of Iraq ?"

The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father

died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in

Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have

the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you

touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.
 
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