nhboy
Ubi bene ibi patria
God couldn't decide where to go for a holiday
The angels suggested the the planet Venus. "Too hot," said god.
Then they suggested Pluto? "Too cold," said god.
What about planet Earth they wondered. "Hell no," said god. I was down there about 2,000 years ago. Slept with some woman named Mary - and they're still talking about it!"
The angels suggested the the planet Venus. "Too hot," said god.
Then they suggested Pluto? "Too cold," said god.
What about planet Earth they wondered. "Hell no," said god. I was down there about 2,000 years ago. Slept with some woman named Mary - and they're still talking about it!"