going to a bar

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mudpuddle

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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he

had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy

an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a

little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a

good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his

new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to

Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked

him again

"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he

waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask

him one more time;

this time putting his face up against the centipede's house

and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the bar for a beer:?

A little voice came out of the box:...........

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my "fuking" shoes on."
 
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