A compulsive golfer is a crackputt. ---Anon
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with the big B00bs. You know it's
wrong but you can't keep away from her. ----Val Doonican
The definition of the average golfer is: one who starts at six, shouts 'Fore!', takes five, and puts down a three. ---Anon
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ---Phyllis Oilier
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with the big B00bs. You know it's
wrong but you can't keep away from her. ----Val Doonican
The definition of the average golfer is: one who starts at six, shouts 'Fore!', takes five, and puts down a three. ---Anon
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ---Phyllis Oilier