Good Info to Have

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the
final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3 Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4 Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you. But don't worry, your Government is
trying to correct this problem.
 

BustinNutz

meltz in ur mouth
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the
final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3 Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4 Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you. But don't worry, your Government is
trying to correct this problem.

Nice! :killingme
 
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