Good Lord Almighty...

JabbaJawz

Be about it
...I hadn't used the Bissel Little Green Machine that we got for Christmas until this week, and I've used it a ton.

Earlier in the week we changed the dog's food, so she had an accident and laid down the leakiest crap ever in our closet overnight. What a sight to wake up and see, not to mention the pain in the neck it was to clean after sitting for a few hours. :barf:

A couple of days later, I let her out in the morning, and just a few minutes after coming back inside she had another accident in the upstairs hallway. :barf: At least this time the sheet is caught fresh, making for easier clean up.

She seems adjusted now, and all is cool. Until.........

Piggy #1 is outside playing on the swingset, and Piggy #2 is playing in the living room floor. I look over and she's cruising around the coffee table and all is well. I'm doing dishes, and look back in just a minute or 2 later...there's brown on the floor all around the coffee table. My 1st instinct is that Piggy #1 has come in from outside with dog crap or mud on her feet, so I holler out to her and ask her to check her shoes. She says she hasn't been inside, and it wasn't her, so I'm clear. I check my own feet - nothing. WTF? I get closer, and realize that the baby has crap all over her shoes. :barf: I'm looking all around the room for the pile of dog crap, but can't find it anywhere. :confused: Well...upon further inspection I realize that the baby has taken a crap, and her diaper has come undone on one side, allowing a turd to slide down the leg of her capris and onto the floor. Where, as we know at this point, she proceeded to step in it, and track it all the way around the coffee table as she cruised around like hot stuff. :killingme This required the big steam cleaner, though, and the Little Green Machine got a break. Mannnnnn!!! :otter:
 

Pete

Repete
JabbaJawz said:
...I hadn't used the Bissel Little Green Machine that we got for Christmas until this week, and I've used it a ton.

Earlier in the week we changed the dog's food, so she had an accident and laid down the leakiest crap ever in our closet overnight. What a sight to wake up and see, not to mention the pain in the neck it was to clean after sitting for a few hours. :barf:

A couple of days later, I let her out in the morning, and just a few minutes after coming back inside she had another accident in the upstairs hallway. :barf: At least this time the sheet is caught fresh, making for easier clean up.

She seems adjusted now, and all is cool. Until.........

Piggy #1 is outside playing on the swingset, and Piggy #2 is playing in the living room floor. I look over and she's cruising around the coffee table and all is well. I'm doing dishes, and look back in just a minute or 2 later...there's brown on the floor all around the coffee table. My 1st instinct is that Piggy #1 has come in from outside with dog crap or mud on her feet, so I holler out to her and ask her to check her shoes. She says she hasn't been inside, and it wasn't her, so I'm clear. I check my own feet - nothing. WTF? I get closer, and realize that the baby has crap all over her shoes. :barf: I'm looking all around the room for the pile of dog crap, but can't find it anywhere. :confused: Well...upon further inspection I realize that the baby has taken a crap, and her diaper has come undone on one side, allowing a turd to slide down the leg of her capris and onto the floor. Where, as we know at this point, she proceeded to step in it, and track it all the way around the coffee table as she cruised around like hot stuff. :killingme This required the big steam cleaner, though, and the Little Green Machine got a break. Mannnnnn!!! :otter:
I think you should name your palace "Feeces mannor"
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
JabbaJawz said:
...I hadn't used the Bissel Little Green Machine that we got for Christmas until this week, and I've used it a ton.

Earlier in the week we changed the dog's food, so she had an accident and laid down the leakiest crap ever in our closet overnight. What a sight to wake up and see, not to mention the pain in the neck it was to clean after sitting for a few hours. :barf:

A couple of days later, I let her out in the morning, and just a few minutes after coming back inside she had another accident in the upstairs hallway. :barf: At least this time the sheet is caught fresh, making for easier clean up.

She seems adjusted now, and all is cool. Until.........

Piggy #1 is outside playing on the swingset, and Piggy #2 is playing in the living room floor. I look over and she's cruising around the coffee table and all is well. I'm doing dishes, and look back in just a minute or 2 later...there's brown on the floor all around the coffee table. My 1st instinct is that Piggy #1 has come in from outside with dog crap or mud on her feet, so I holler out to her and ask her to check her shoes. She says she hasn't been inside, and it wasn't her, so I'm clear. I check my own feet - nothing. WTF? I get closer, and realize that the baby has crap all over her shoes. :barf: I'm looking all around the room for the pile of dog crap, but can't find it anywhere. :confused: Well...upon further inspection I realize that the baby has taken a crap, and her diaper has come undone on one side, allowing a turd to slide down the leg of her capris and onto the floor. Where, as we know at this point, she proceeded to step in it, and track it all the way around the coffee table as she cruised around like hot stuff. :killingme This required the big steam cleaner, though, and the Little Green Machine got a break. Mannnnnn!!! :otter:


Aw, man, I feel for you... You need a serious day-a-way! :calgon: or :corona: your choice~ :lmao:
 
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Kizzy

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You and another forum member had this problem today :lol:

Dog crap makes me gag. :dead:
 

kelleymauck

mind freak
JabbaJawz said:
...I hadn't used the Bissel Little Green Machine that wePiggy #1 is outside playing on the swingset, and Piggy #2 is playing in the living room floor. I look over and she's cruising around the coffee table and all is well. I'm doing dishes, and look back in just a minute or 2 later...there's brown on the floor all around the coffee table. My 1st instinct is that Piggy #1 has come in from outside with dog crap or mud on her feet, so I holler out to her and ask her to check her shoes. She says she hasn't been inside, and it wasn't her, so I'm clear. I check my own feet - nothing. WTF? I get closer, and realize that the baby has crap all over her shoes. :barf: I'm looking all around the room for the pile of dog crap, but can't find it anywhere. :confused: Well...upon further inspection I realize that the baby has taken a crap, and her diaper has come undone on one side, allowing a turd to slide down the leg of her capris and onto the floor. Where, as we know at this point, she proceeded to step in it, and track it all the way around the coffee table as she cruised around like hot stuff. :killingme


Goodness girl. You sound like you've been busy.
 

JabbaJawz

Be about it
kelleymauck said:
JabbaJawz said:
Goodness girl. You sound like you've been busy.

Indeed!! And I actually (somehow!) forgot to mention that Piggy #1 woke up at 10:30 last night barfing in her bed....so we had to clean that up. She also stayed up for quite a bit of the night hurling, but managed to make it to the bathroom or the bucket all times with the exception of the first. :lmao: :ohwell:
 

kelleymauck

mind freak
JabbaJawz said:
Indeed!! And I actually (somehow!) forgot to mention that Piggy #1 woke up at 10:30 last night barfing in her bed....so we had to clean that up. She also stayed up for quite a bit of the night hurling, but managed to make it to the bathroom or the bucket all times with the exception of the first. :lmao: :ohwell:


Oh how nice. J was up on tuesday at all hours of the night too. Is M doing better?
 

JabbaJawz

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kelleymauck said:
Oh how nice. J was up on tuesday at all hours of the night too. Is M doing better?

:yay: A ton better. It seemed to just be for 3-4 hours, and then she was cool. Who knows!
 

josmom

New Member
I bet that you and D are ready for some quiet time. Hope that everyone starts to do better, and you calm down some.... :huggy: :smoochy:
 

Vince

......
JabbaJawz said:
This required the big steam cleaner, though, and the Little Green Machine got a break.
What kind of steam cleaner do you have for your carpets? I'm looking for a good one.
 

JabbaJawz

Be about it
How sweet, the dog took another sheet on the living room carpet last night. :tantrum It's better and not as leaky as the previous, so hopefully she's getting used to the food and the issues will be over soon. :drama:
 

Pete

Repete
JabbaJawz said:
How sweet, the dog took another sheet on the living room carpet last night. :tantrum It's better and not as leaky as the previous, so hopefully she's getting used to the food and the issues will be over soon. :drama:
Doggie daper? :shrug:
 
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