Good news and bad news. (probable repeat)

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justhangn

Guest
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does
best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a
wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to
leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a
conversation.

She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have
good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?"

Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the
good news."

She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic
Johnson."
 
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