Don't you and your boyfriend talk about these things?
Hey, I think I noticed something about your reply. See how you used the term “boyfriend” to imply that I am a homosexual? Not sure if you noticed this but I did; it almost seems intentional, as though you think being a homosexual is an insult or offense or... I’m not too sure. Anyways. Was this intentional?
Also, how do you know I’m not a woman looking to take a lovely woman out for a date? On that note, are you busy this Saturday? Where might you like to go? We can gorge on fish all night long or slurp clams or even over indulge on cake. What is your preference?
Also, seriously, where did your brother first take you to lose your virginity? Perhaps I might have luck there too!