Good suggestion, bad reaction.

[bcp]

So my loving and beautiful wife of 11 years tells me today that her car needs gas... I figure that this means Im supposed to do something about the situation.

so I say to her,, why dont you just have your mom breath into the tank, her breath should get you back and forth to work for the week..



anyone want to have dinner out with me tonight?

also need the name of a good cheap hotel,

 

[Ken King]

So my loving and beautiful wife of 11 years tells me today that her car needs gas... I figure that this means Im supposed to do something about the situation.

so I say to her,, why dont you just have your mom breath into the tank, her breath should get you back and forth to work for the week..



anyone want to have dinner out with me tonight?

also need the name of a good cheap hotel,

Boy, are you stupid or what?

 

[onebdzee]

 

[virgovictoria]

So my loving and beautiful wife of 11 years tells me today that her car needs gas... I figure that this means Im supposed to do something about the situation.

so I say to her,, why dont you just have your mom breath into the tank, her breath should get you back and forth to work for the week..



anyone want to have dinner out with me tonight?

also need the name of a good cheap hotel,

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[CMC122]

 

[Kain99]

 

[BuddyLee]

What everyone else said.

 

[teverheart2002]

Are you still in the doghouse??

 

[bcp]

Are you still in the doghouse??

I made it up to the porch this morning before she panned me.
But at least the pan was the copper bottom and not the iron skillet she was using last night when I tried to sneak in to steal a beer.

I think the reduction in pan weight means she loves me.

 

[Ken King]

I made it up to the porch this morning before she panned me.
But at least the pan was the copper bottom and not the iron skillet she was using last night when I tried to sneak in to steal a beer.

I think the reduction in pan weight means she loves me.

Naw, it's the beating that means she loves you, the change in pan weight is because her arm is tired of "loving you".

 

[DoWhat]

also need the name of a good cheap hotel,

I got a couch, TV and fridge in my doghouse, and it's heated.
Let me know. You have to bring your own beer!

 

[bcp]

I got a couch, TV and fridge in my doghouse, and it's heated.
Let me know. You have to bring your own beer!

Oh kind sir, such a welcome and friendly offer you make here.
With great fortune, (and 100bucks to shop with) I have regained entry into our home.
I must say that should you ever find yourself in the same situation, My doghouse will be open for you.

I would have responded sooner, but as luck would have it, wrapping ones head injuries by themselves is more of a challenge that I first thought.

just a few days of homelessness and I would be forced to run against that developers dream, Janet Ownes for county executive.

 

[Wenchy]

Boy, are you stupid or what?

A woman (speaking for myself here) likes to have the gas pumped (paid for doesn't hurt) for her.

I guess I might need to move to NJ.

Whatever happened to full-service? I grew up with that.

 

[sweetpea]

A woman (speaking for myself here) likes to have the gas pumped (paid for doesn't hurt) for her.

I guess I might need to move to NJ.

Whatever happened to full-service? I grew up with that.

My stupid princess azz used to go outta my way to go to a full-service station...and paid extra for it too. Only reason I stopped is because there aren't any anymore.

My Dad used to say,"you can't even afford to smoke and you pay extra for someone to pump your gas?!"

 

[Wenchy]

My stupid princess azz used to go outta my way to go to a full-service station...and paid extra for it too. Only reason I stopped is because there aren't any anymore.

My Dad used to say,"you can't even afford to smoke and you pay extra for someone to pump your gas?!"

Damn! They even used to wash the windshield for us, and check the oil.

Now we pull into WaWa. Swipe our card, listen to promotions that are supposed to make us salivate. I just freeze, and want to puke.

 

[Ken King]

My stupid princess azz used to go outta my way to go to a full-service station...and paid extra for it too. Only reason I stopped is because there aren't any anymore.

My Dad used to say,"you can't even afford to smoke and you pay extra for someone to pump your gas?!"

Doesn't Ridgell over in Oakwood still do the full-service?

 

[sweetpea]

Damn! They even used to wash the windshield for us, and check the oil.

Ah...the good days...

Doesn't Ridgell over in Oakwood still do the full-service?

I dunno...but I sure hope not...I live in Mechanicsville and work in Upper Marlboro.

 

[jwwb2000]

A woman (speaking for myself here) likes to have the gas pumped (paid for doesn't hurt) for her.

I guess I might need to move to NJ.

Whatever happened to full-service? I grew up with that.

I don't mind pumping my own gas. I also wash my windshield while I am at it

 

[Larry Gude]

Stupid...

So my loving and beautiful wife of 11 years tells me today that her car needs gas... I figure that this means Im supposed to do something about the situation.
so I say to her,, why dont you just have your mom breath into the tank, her breath should get you back and forth to work for the week..



anyone want to have dinner out with me tonight?

also need the name of a good cheap hotel,

Women don't want us running around tending to their whims with our need to always fix things. She only wanted you to commiserate. To talk about it.

Try this next time:

"I too know what it is like to need gas..."

This is gonna take some practice....

 

[Oz]

Oakwood