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PelyKat
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I woke up this morning and there's a gorilla on my roof. So I went to the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." I called the number, and the gorilla remover said that he would be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrived, and got out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," I asked.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He then hands me his shotgun.
"What's the shotgun for?" I asked
He answered:
"If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!
The gorilla remover arrived, and got out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," I asked.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He then hands me his shotgun.
"What's the shotgun for?" I asked
He answered:
"If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!
