A man wakes up one morning and finds a gorilla on his roof. So he looks
in the yellow pages and, sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."
He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30
minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you
going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against
the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is
trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be
subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He
hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!
in the yellow pages and, sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."
He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30
minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you
going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against
the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is
trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be
subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He
hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!