sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Sad News
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never
knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and
was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his
wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The
funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please take time to
pass it on and share that smile with someone else that kneads it.
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never
knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and
was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his
wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The
funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please take time to
pass it on and share that smile with someone else that kneads it.
