StarCat
New Member
This is kind of a joke, but its got religion in it. I hope I'm ok sticking it in here. If its been posted before, please forgive me.
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to
the children.
The Teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do
you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and
see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few
minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't
see GOD because HE isn't there.
HE just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the
boy some questions. The Teacher agreed -- the
little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the
tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the
Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
were taught today, she doesn't have one!
II CORINTHIANS 5:7
" FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT "
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to
the children.
The Teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do
you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and
see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few
minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't
see GOD because HE isn't there.
HE just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the
boy some questions. The Teacher agreed -- the
little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the
tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the
Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
were taught today, she doesn't have one!
II CORINTHIANS 5:7
" FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT "
Cute!
