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GregV814

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Its quite customary in some communities to crack off a few rounds to commemorate a beautiful event. In days gone by, the newlywed couple would hang out the honeymoon sheets to show the bride was "pure".... If you don't know what that means, okay...

The Greeks throw perfectly good china on the floor and say "Opa!!!"

Tossing rice and hanging cans from the newlywed couple's car bumper was once popular.

Some people will hoist the bride over their heads while she's sitting in a straight back chair.

I have no idea what the BiLGQT community does.

So, in some communities, "bustin a cap bytch" is the celebration finale. Forget the fat lady singing.
 
Gilligan

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GregV814 said:
Its quite customary in some communities to crack off a few rounds to commemorate a beautiful event. In days gone by, the newlywed couple would hang out the honeymoon sheets to show the bride was "pure".... If you don't know what that means, okay...

The Greeks throw perfectly good china on the floor and say "Opa!!!"

Tossing rice and hanging cans from the newlywed couple's car bumper was once popular.

Some people will hoist the bride over their heads while she's sitting in a straight back chair.

I have no idea what the BiLGQT community does.

So, in some communities, "bustin a cap bytch" is the celebration finale. Forget the fat lady singing.
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Your posts are always so informative. :buddies:
 
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Toxick

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GregV814 said:
I have no idea what the BiLGQT community does.
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It's shockingly similar to what the straight community does.

For instance, it doesn't devolve into a gay sex orgy, like you would think. There are no oily naked dancers in cages on either side of the wedding couple and there is no molly whomping in the aisles. There is a simple kiss after the pronouncement, and there is no grand finale that culminates with jizz on any of the participants goatees.




Although the receptions are typically better decorated, and the songs are more upbeat than your straight wedding receptions.
 
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GregV814 said:
In days gone by, the newlywed couple would hang out the honeymoon sheets to show the bride was "pure".... If you don't know what that means, okay...
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Particularly a practice of the nobility in some European countries.
 
Kinnakeet

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Toxick said:
It's shockingly similar to what the straight community does.

For instance, it doesn't devolve into a gay sex orgy, like you would think. There are no oily naked dancers in cages on either side of the wedding couple and there is no molly whomping in the aisles. There is a simple kiss after the pronouncement, and there is no grand finale that culminates with jizz on any of the participants goatees.




Although the receptions are typically better decorated, and the songs are more upbeat than your straight wedding receptions.
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Jizz on theys go-tee..lmao
 
Kinnakeet

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Toxick said:
It's shockingly similar to what the straight community does.

For instance, it doesn't devolve into a gay sex orgy, like you would think. There are no oily naked dancers in cages on either side of the wedding couple and there is no molly whomping in the aisles. There is a simple kiss after the pronouncement, and there is no grand finale that culminates with jizz on any of the participants goatees.




Although the receptions are typically better decorated, and the songs are more upbeat than your straight wedding receptions.
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I beg to differ on 1 subject the gay orgy my cuz a female was a orgy when all her friends were intoxicated wedding and the night before all that poon tang and all I could do was watch and some of that stuff was smoking hot and I can still smell it like it was yesterday
 
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