desertrat
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A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
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> The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
>
> "Yes," he says. "I was in the Army for three years."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
>employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
>
> The guy says, "Yes, 100%. While in Afghanistan, a mortar round
>exploded near me and blew my
>testicles off."
>
> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
>hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
>10:00A.M."
>
> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00
>PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"
>
> "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
>hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in.
>
> The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
>
> "Yes," he says. "I was in the Army for three years."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
>employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
>
> The guy says, "Yes, 100%. While in Afghanistan, a mortar round
>exploded near me and blew my
>testicles off."
>
> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
>hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
>10:00A.M."
>
> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00
>PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"
>
> "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
>hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in.