Grave Matters

[Tonio]

A couple was taking a walk through a secluded cemetery. On an impluse, they make love on one of the long, flat tombstones.

A couple of days later, the woman has severe back pain and goes to her doctor. The doctor orders her to disrobe and begins examining her backside. With a curious look on his face, he asks, "Miss, how old are you?"

"Twenty-four," the woman replies.

The doctor says, "Well, it says on your azz that you died in 1761."

 

[dmc854]

Oh I liked that one!

A couple was taking a walk through a secluded cemetery. On an impluse, they make love on one of the long, flat tombstones.

A couple of days later, the woman has severe back pain and goes to her doctor. The doctor orders her to disrobe and begins examining her backside. With a curious look on his face, he asks, "Miss, how old are you?"

"Twenty-four," the woman replies.

The doctor says, "Well, it says on your azz that you died in 1761."

 

[DoWhat]

A couple was taking a walk through a secluded cemetery. On an impluse, they make love on one of the long, flat tombstones.

A couple of days later, the woman has severe back pain and goes to her doctor. The doctor orders her to disrobe and begins examining her backside. With a curious look on his face, he asks, "Miss, how old are you?"

"Twenty-four," the woman replies.

The doctor says, "Well, it says on your azz that you died in 1761."

Oh I liked that one!

I knew it, you both are related.

 

[dmc854]

Prove it!!!!!!!!!! LOL

I knew it, you both are related.

 

[Tonio]

I knew it, you both are related.

For the record, the only Forumites I've met IRL are Vrai and Chuckster, and in both cases it was more than a decade ago.

 

[dmc854]

OMG, now Tonio is on the record. See? I am just the poor relation no one wants! WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :sad: