unixpirate
Pitty Party
The Grim Reaper received a list of 10 people he was assigned to kill. All the deaths went smoothly until he got to #5.
When he was about to do the task at hand, the man asked the Grim Reaper to allow him to drink alcohol for the last time. The Reaper agreed and they both went to a bar.
The man tried to be clever by pretending to drink, while the Reaper drank, got completely wasted and passed out.
The man took advantage of the situation and grabbed the list. He changed his name from the fifth spot to the tenth.
When the Reaper finally woke up, he praised the guy for his ingenuity for making him pass out. He then decided to extend the man's life for a few more hours by restarting his list from the tenth spot.
Moral of the story: When your time is up, your time is up!
When he was about to do the task at hand, the man asked the Grim Reaper to allow him to drink alcohol for the last time. The Reaper agreed and they both went to a bar.
The man tried to be clever by pretending to drink, while the Reaper drank, got completely wasted and passed out.
The man took advantage of the situation and grabbed the list. He changed his name from the fifth spot to the tenth.
When the Reaper finally woke up, he praised the guy for his ingenuity for making him pass out. He then decided to extend the man's life for a few more hours by restarting his list from the tenth spot.
Moral of the story: When your time is up, your time is up!