...back with the earth was new and a time of fire and smoke, there came from the bowels of the earth a sound, a sound of such fury and passion and stunning musicianship that it made the earth Rokk and it had to have a name and, lo, Rokken was born. The earth Rokked.
As the earth cooled and became civilized the world was nearly consumed by deplorable music and the near extinction of Rokken, to be replaced by 'Pedifer' music (Nors for 'deplorable') and, as the light nearly went out, finally came a man, a hero, a warrior in the name of Rokken of old.
Who was this legend, this savior? His name was Obam...sorry, different hero. OUR hero was called...
Gude. He salvaged Rokken. Thus....
Gudenrokken.
