Pookie
Ghetto Fabulous
1. Ask your friends for help. If they say no, ask your grandparents.
2. Get to know your neighbors by splitting their cable line.
3. Label one of your boxes "The Cryogenetically Frozen Body of Walt Disney." It’s always a conversation starter.
4. Snort lots of Ritalin.
5. If you get really sweaty turn your t-shirt into a belly shirt.
6. Tell your landlord he gave you the wrong apartment and demand an ocean view or mini bar.
2. Get to know your neighbors by splitting their cable line.
3. Label one of your boxes "The Cryogenetically Frozen Body of Walt Disney." It’s always a conversation starter.
4. Snort lots of Ritalin.
5. If you get really sweaty turn your t-shirt into a belly shirt.
6. Tell your landlord he gave you the wrong apartment and demand an ocean view or mini bar.