Guitar Pick & Strings

[Nonno]

A guy walks into a store and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to buy a guitar pick and some strings.”

The clerk looks at him uncomprehendingly. “Pardon?”

“I’d like a guitar pick, please, and some strings.”

The clerk thinks for a moment and says, “You’re a drummer, aren’t you?”

“Yeah! How did you know?”

“This is a travel agency.”

 

[Goofy20]

I must be a little slow. I didnt get this one...

 

[Larry Gude]

Classic.

 

[Lugnut]

I must be a little slow. I didnt get this one...

You're a drummer, arent you?

 

[Gilligan]

A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
"What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
"The Czech is in the male," replied the second.

 

[TurboK9]

You're a drummer, arent you?

Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer.

 

[Larry Gude]

You're a drummer, arent you?

Bass player shows up late for practice. Guitarist and lead singer are mad.

"Why are you late???"

"I stopped to get a soda and locked the drummer in the car"

 

[TurboK9]

Every time I play a walking bass line, I unplug my amp. :shrug:

 

[Larry Gude]

What did the drummer say on his last day in the band?



"Tomorrow, can we start working on one of my songs?"

 

[TurboK9]

What did the drummer say on his last day in the band?



"Tomorrow, can we start working on one of my songs?"

What's a "relative minor"?
















The bass players girlfriend.

 

[Larry Gude]

What's a "relative minor"?





The bass players girlfriend.

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