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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
> do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
> informed, the definition for each is listed below...
>
> GUTS - is arriving home late af ter a night out with the guys, being met
>by
> your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
> "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
> the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
> your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
> result in death
> do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
> informed, the definition for each is listed below...
>
> GUTS - is arriving home late af ter a night out with the guys, being met
>by
> your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
> "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
> the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
> your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
> result in death
You've got that right! 
