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They call me ... Sarcasmo
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference, since both result in death.
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference, since both result in death.
