Gynecologist's Assistant

[GopherM]

A man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read -- "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000 and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir; that's where the end of the line of people applying for the job is right now."

 

[vraiblonde]

You know, this always sounds good until some 400 lb heifer comes rolling in with her icky hoo-ha.

 

[MMDad]

You know, this always sounds good until some 400 lb heifer comes rolling in with her icky hoo-ha.

Anyone who thinks being a Gynecologist needs to go to Walmart and people watch. Then stand next to the Masingil aisle and listen. After you clean up your vomit, you'll be over the desire to be a Gynecologist.

 

[Baja28]

You know, this always sounds good until some 400 lb heifer comes rolling in with her icky hoo-ha.

That's when this guy takes over.

 

[Bay_Kat]

That's when this guy takes over.

you took the pic of wr in her mouse fighting gear, shame on you.

 

[RoseRed]

you took the pic of wr in her mouse fighting gear, shame on you.

Oh dear...

 

[jazz lady]

you took the pic of wr in her mouse fighting gear, shame on you.

And you busted on ME earlier, beyotch.

 

[RoseRed]

And you busted on ME earlier, beyotch.

 

[Bay_Kat]

And you busted on ME earlier, beyotch.

Me?

 

[jazz lady]

Me?

Yes, YOU.

http://forums.somd.com/life-southern-maryland/265423-if-i-want-pizza-2.html#post5061455

 

[Bay_Kat]

Yes, YOU.

http://forums.somd.com/life-southern-maryland/265423-if-i-want-pizza-2.html#post5061455

I was joking...that's why it ended with

 

[RoseRed]

I was joking...that's why it ended with

Ladies! All in good fun!

 

[Bay_Kat]

Ladies! All in good fun!

Of course it is, I love to mess with wr (where the heck is she?) I'm glad she can laugh and hope that joking about her fears will help her to get over them.

 

[jazz lady]

Of course it is, I love to mess with wr (where the heck is she?) I'm glad she can laugh and hope that joking about her fears will help her to get over them.

Exactly! I take little if anything seriously on the forums and hope others get my sense of humor.

 

[RoseRed]

Of course it is, I love to mess with wr (where the heck is she?) I'm glad she can laugh and hope that joking about her fears will help her to get over them.

I think she is defending her pizza again.

 

[Bay_Kat]

I think she is defending her pizza again.

 

[Bay_Kat]

just think, this woman probably sees a gynecologist.

 

[withrespect]

you all are going to hell wrapped in fire and brimstone.





























jk

 

[RoseRed]

you all are going to hell wrapped in fire and brimstone.


jk

You'll be sitting next to me.

 

[Bay_Kat]

You'll be sitting next to me.

We'll get a big table.