ShortRound
Midget
A man walks into a barber shop with his daughter. The girl is eating her favorite snack: a Twinkie. She stands very close to her father as he gets his hair cut in the chair.
After a few minutes of snipping away, the barber looks down at the girl and says, ''Sweetie, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie!''
The girl says, ''Yeah, I know. I'm gonna get boobies too!''
After a few minutes of snipping away, the barber looks down at the girl and says, ''Sweetie, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie!''
The girl says, ''Yeah, I know. I'm gonna get boobies too!''
You are going to make me lose my job (and my lunch)! 