Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.
Mother vampire to son:
Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.
What do you get when you take the circumference of your
jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down
his back?
"You're under a vest!"
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
"You are driving me batty."
What do baseball players do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.
What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
Handburgers.
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
*did not check to see if every friggin' one wasn't a repeat, ok?
Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.
Mother vampire to son:
Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.
What do you get when you take the circumference of your
jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down
his back?
"You're under a vest!"
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
"You are driving me batty."
What do baseball players do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.
What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
Handburgers.
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
*did not check to see if every friggin' one wasn't a repeat, ok?