Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell.
How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor?
Because he kept his monster in stitches.
How do mummies hide?
They wear masking tape.
How do you make a milkshake?
You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W".
How does a monster count to 21?
On his fingers.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
No. They go away for a spell.
How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor?
Because he kept his monster in stitches.
How do mummies hide?
They wear masking tape.
How do you make a milkshake?
You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W".
How does a monster count to 21?
On his fingers.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.