bobbyb
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A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, why don't you eat the peanuts yourself? "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
It pays to be careful around old people.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, why don't you eat the peanuts yourself? "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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It pays to be careful around old people.
