Happiness is...

[Larry Gude]

...finding out, 1/2 way through using the bag, bare handed, that you'd left the driveway salt open all last year and the cat has been using it for a toilet.

That's a special kind of smell.

 

[vraiblonde]

Leave a pile of dirty laundry laying in the yard, and Moosie will toilet on that instead. He always liked that best anyway.

 

[Larry Gude]

Leave a pile of dirty laundry laying in the yard, and Moosie will toilet on that instead. He always liked that best anyway.

That's why there are no homeless around here; he'd #### and piss on them.

 

[Sharon]

...finding out, 1/2 way through using the bag, bare handed, that you'd left the driveway salt open all last year and the cat has been using it for a toilet.