Originally posted by RoseRed
But remember, we are all chopped liver compared to my buddy Lauren, right???
Nothing personal, but you are SO RIGHT!
She is the goddess of all goddesses...Aphrodite, Eros, and Helena all rolled into one. She's the Alpha and Omega of all women. She hung the moon, and she makes the stars all jealous when she walks outside.
She is the epitome of radiance, and the definition of beauty. She is all that is wonderful about the word "woman", and she is the subject of every poem, soliloquy, and manifest that was ever written when it comes to the finer qualities of the fairer sex.
TRUE STORY!
