Happy National Text Your Ex Day

[NOTSMC]

Also National Haunted Refrigerator Night and National Candy Corn Day.

 

[stgislander]

No thank-you. I'll pass.

 

[AnthonyJames]

On a happier note, National Electric Cord in a Full Tub Day is just around the corner!

 

[Kyle]

Jot this one down with National Hit Your Balls With A Hammer Day.

 

[RoseRed]

I know a little something about a haunted ice maker.

 

[NOTSMC]

No thank-you. I'll pass.

Maybe she'll text you.