Happy New Year celebration in Calvert

GregV814

GregV814

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$17.00 to see sparkley lights at Anne Marie Gardens in Lusby is too much.... Well, I will be hosting, in the East end of Walmart's parking lot in Prince Frederick, a lapapaloozer NY Eve extravaganza!! GET READY CAUSE HERE I COME
I bought some Gatorade (zero sugar added) ,12 6 packs, surplus popcorn and Halloween candy from Dollar General and a few 7-11 sparklers. Water balloons, some shredded paper from Shred It, (a County contracting company) with some confetti from the Parole & Probation Offices. One or two surprise forumites VOLUNTEERED TO BRING a Realistic cassette player with "The Best of KC and the Sunshine Band", and "The Archies" tapes.

And, you-know-who, with wear a diaper and a plastic top hat tap dancing to bring in the new year at the strike of 10:04pm.... (no, not Brandon)

Hey, come on down, wear you best 1970's Disco clothes, (like Grumpy) and have a grand time!!! If, you have an act let me know, I'll add you to the bill.
 
Kinnakeet

Kinnakeet

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Ill be there with a case of red,white and blue squeezing into my high school levis MADE IN AMERICA jean jacket and my head shoes from Tom Mcann,s shoe store that used to be on 925 in Waldorf close to the roller skating rink...lol NOW IF I COULD JUST FIND MY 68 rs Z/28.
 
GregV814

GregV814

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HOLY CRAP CHANGE OF PLANS AND SITE!!!

The manager of Walmart called with significant information that shifts the paradigm. (or something)

A vegan group, "No meat for Clara" ( named after wheres the beef spokswoman) will be holding a protest in the same area, rallying against the local Wendy's, over beef production, cheep hamburgers, the killing of binary bovines, making POC's fat. And also, their Frosty machine isn't working. "Krod", the movement's local leader, also filed suit against asphalt companies that use only Hispanic laborers.

So, we're moving the celebration across Route 4 to the homeless encampment in the woods. Just don't park near "one arm Milt's" new charging station for his Tesla. Oh, be a champ and bring a few blue tarps, some cardboard boxes, (like Amazon containers) markers and maybe some "vegetation" for our hosts...
 
LightRoasted

LightRoasted

If I may ...
For your consideration ...

rio said:
I can blow really big....bubbles, sometimes even doubles. So I'll bring the Hubba Bubba bubble gum and blow you all away!
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I can make bubbles when I fart while taking a bath. And as a special skill, when you hold a lighter where the bubbles pop, ya get a cool combustion flame. Eating beans prior to bathing really really helps a lot in the making of those bubbles.
 
TPD

TPD

the poor dad
LightRoasted said:
For your consideration ...



I can make bubbles when I fart while taking a bath. And as a special skill, when you hold a lighter where the bubbles pop, ya get a cool combustion flame. Eating beans prior to bathing really really helps a lot in the making of those bubbles.
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Are you suggesting I bring a water trough and bean soup to tonight's shindig? Do black eyed peas act the same as beans?
 
LightRoasted

LightRoasted

If I may ...
For your consideration ...

TPD said:
Are you suggesting I bring a water trough and bean soup to tonight's shindig? Do black eyed peas act the same as beans?
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And a water heater. Got to have a water heater. It's winter ya know? Not sure about those peas. But Goyas black beans seem to work really well.
 
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