Happy Saturday Morning!
- Thread starter Railroad
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Railroad said:
Morning Sunshines!!
Look for a mostly sunny and 60 degree day out there! Guys, put on your wife beaters, white socks and black tennies... Gals, be sure to sport those light colored belly shirts with dark bras and too short of shorts... don't forget the shoes you got on sale that are just a smidge too small - making those jacked up toes overflow out the sides...
Here's looking at you kids!
Pete
Repete
Good morning ! Allow you to give you an example of how I was awakened form my slumber this morning.
Set the stage;
Bedroom window open, cool breeze wafting in;sheets very sofy, perfect temp, huggy pillow fimly in a leg lock.
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
3 MINUTE PAUSE LOOK AT THE CLOCK IT SAYS 5:45
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
Set the stage;
Bedroom window open, cool breeze wafting in;sheets very sofy, perfect temp, huggy pillow fimly in a leg lock.
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
3 MINUTE PAUSE LOOK AT THE CLOCK IT SAYS 5:45
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
BARK BARK BARK WOOOF BARK WOOOF WOOF BARK
Why, oh why did I tell my friend that I would pick him up at the airport at 8:30 on a Saturday??? 
Pete
Repete
I hate that dog (mostly the owners) they got it when it was a puppy. Big aggressive Lab/sheppard/something and within a month or two of it getting big it got chained up outside where it stays day/night/rain/shine. I have never seen them play with it, walk it, take it inside, do anything with it. I think it has a dog house but still. So the dog sits out there and barks and barks and barks. Every once in a while it will manage to get free and it runs around the neighborhood barking at everyone. It has chased me in my garage 3 times. One night I dug out the bag of M-80's and sat there throwing them at it to get it to go away.bresamil said:Morning world! Why am I up so early on a childless Saturday? Oh yes, the beginning of SOCCER SEASON!!!!!!!: Can't wait!
And Pete - I had to wake up my dog - she's a lazy little critter.
Then the other day they were out in the yard and I noticed they have gotten ANOTHER dog. This one is a poodle they keep in the house.
Don't hate the dog - hate the owners. Sounds like its not having a very happy life.Pete said:I hate that dog (mostly the owners) they got it when it was a puppy. Big aggressive Lab/sheppard/something and within a month or two of it getting big it got chained up outside where it stays day/night/rain/shine. I have never seen them play with it, walk it, take it inside, do anything with it. I think it has a dog house but still. So the dog sits out there and barks and barks and barks. Every once in a while it will manage to get free and it runs around the neighborhood barking at everyone. It has chased me in my garage 3 times. One night I dug out the bag of M-80's and sat there throwing them at it to get it to go away.
Then the other day they were out in the yard and I noticed they have gotten ANOTHER dog. This one is a poodle they keep in the house.
CityGrl
Time for a nap
Pete said:I hate that dog (mostly the owners) they got it when it was a puppy. Big aggressive Lab/sheppard/something and within a month or two of it getting big it got chained up outside where it stays day/night/rain/shine. I have never seen them play with it, walk it, take it inside, do anything with it. I think it has a dog house but still. So the dog sits out there and barks and barks and barks. Every once in a while it will manage to get free and it runs around the neighborhood barking at everyone. It has chased me in my garage 3 times. One night I dug out the bag of M-80's and sat there throwing them at it to get it to go away.
Then the other day they were out in the yard and I noticed they have gotten ANOTHER dog. This one is a poodle they keep in the house.
Couldn't that be considered animal abuse (especially if they keep it outside during bad weather)? Why not call animal control?
Pete
Repete
It's there dog, they can do what they want with it. I believe it has a dog house to go in. I heard the Sheriff has been there a couple times already over the dog. I am across and down the street and it is still loud. I feel bad for the neighbors next door to them. They get full vocal affect.CityGrl said:
Pete
Repete
Then it will get the idea that is how you get a cookie.cattitude said:The birds are chirping, the sun is shining. It's a beautiful day. Pete, go give the dog a cookie. It will make you (and the pup) feel better.
}}Dog thoughts}}
"You know it's pretty boring out here, and I am kinda hungry, I think I will have a barking fit and that dude across the street will come and throw cookies at me, yea thats what I will do.""
WOOOOOF WOOOOF BARK BARK
Hey, Breastmilk, what field what time today?