Happy St. Valentine's Day
- Thread starter onel0126
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Toxick
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Meh - who cares if it's a made up holiday? It's no more made up than Mother's Day, or Kwanzaa, Flag Day or Breast Awareness month.
Personally I like the idea of a day that's almost guarantees your Significant Other is going to wear red and white lingerie and do unspeakable things to your body, because you got them all randy by feeding them candy and champagne.
I wish there were two or three Valentine's Days a week.
And if you're single, you can either ignore it with impunity or, if you're feeling lonely because of it, almost every bar or club is going to have depressed single members of the opposite sex who would like nothing more than dip your body in massage oil and lick whipped cream and maraschino cherries off your junk.
Win-win.
