"Happy wife, happy life" and other bad marriage advice

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WALSH: ‘Happy Wife, Happy Life,’ And Four Other Pieces Of Horrible Marriage Advice

My wife and I celebrate our eighth wedding anniversary this week. By millennial standards, we have officially gained Old Married Couple status. To mark this new phase of our journey, I have started wearing Hawaiian shirts and fanny packs. I am far from a relationship guru — if such a thing even...

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The world is filled with bad advice....

 

[Monello]

The problem is no good word rhymes with husband.

 

[SamSpade]

The problem is no good word rhymes with husband.

I've seen that meme on Facebook.

 

[Yooper]

On a somewhat related note, the Babylon Bee has another winner. Short, but funny, read (especially if you're familiar with the Proverbs 31 "thing"):

10 Qualities Of A Modern Proverbs 31 Woman

1) She waits for a 50% off sale before buying mountains and mountains of Hobby Lobby decor. Only Jezebels pay full price for that gorgeous wooden Bible art.

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[SamSpade]

(especially if you're familiar with the Proverbs 31 "thing"):

Actually what I thought was funniest was - references to multi-level marketing things - --

because a favorite among women I know is - "31". We have a lot of 31 stuff around the house.
Mostly bags, gym bags, all personalized. Kind of cool to go to school with a bag with your name on it.

 

[Yooper]

Apparently, in addition to his greeter thing, he's got a side gig:

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