rack'm
Jaded
Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he threw a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say "123," and it shall rise for as long
as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it"s over, and I don"t want to
continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is"1234",
and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work
again for another year!"
Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new power and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and
puts on his most
exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying
next to her, he says, "
1-2-3" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life,
just as the
medicine man had promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 1-2-3 for?"
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he threw a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say "123," and it shall rise for as long
as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it"s over, and I don"t want to
continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is"1234",
and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work
again for another year!"
Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new power and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and
puts on his most
exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying
next to her, he says, "
1-2-3" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life,
just as the
medicine man had promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 1-2-3 for?"