GMR Marketing Job Details
<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="2"><tbody><tr height="13"> <td class="dkgreyheaderjob" colspan="4" height="13">Job Title: SENIOR FIELD COOR. (NC STATE U.)<hr color="#6a747c"></td> </tr> <tr height="21"> <td class="clsDescHeader" colspan="4" height="21">
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Job Number: </td> <td class="clsDescDetail" height="20" width="138"> 11549 </td> <td class="clsDescTitle" height="20" width="158">
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Functions</td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="4">GMR is seeking a sly individual to strategically distribute thongs (that's right, thongs) at a select college campus. The thongs are a clever way of advertising an upcoming student position that will be available at that campus next Fall.
Objective: distribute thongs to the target; send target to website to submit applications for the job
Target: college or graduate students at your specified university. Both men and women can apply to be the representative for this position. Because this position will begins in the Fall, avoid targeting graduating seniors.
Distribution methods/areas:
1. In dorm laundry rooms - put thongs in the dryers
2. Tape thongs to outdoor kiosks
3. Leave thongs on benches in high-traffic areas
4. Throw thongs on frat and sorority porches/doorsteps
5. Put thongs in frat + sorority house mailboxes
6. Tack thongs up on bulletin boards in dorms, in libraries, and in school buildings
7. Drape thongs on statues
8. Hand thongs to guys you know
9. Hand thongs to guys you don't know
10. Give thongs out at bars and parties
Bonus: the rep whose campus yields the most submitted applications will receive a $1,000 bonus. Second most submitted applications will receive $500.
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Requirements </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="4">Logistics:
1. Receive a shipment of up to 3,000 thongs (4 large boxes).
2. Create a distribution schedule. Thongs need to be distributed on 3 sets of consecutive days.
a. For example: Friday 4/16 and Saturday 4/17, Monday 4/26 and Tuesday 4/27, Saturday 5/1 and Sunday 5/2.
3. Send us your schedule.
4. Start distribution.
5. Report weekly status.
Consecutive days of distribution are necessary because a thong won't last five minutes once it's spotted. Feel free to head back to the same location every day - as long as the thong was taken by a student (not a janitor or cop) we're happy.</td></tr></tbody></table>
Gotta admire the creativity! 