Have you ever been this "drunk"?

[This_person]

 

[This_person]

 

[vraiblonde]

I need that pig.

 

[gemma_rae]

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Did what, vacuum the lawn, or buy a Hummer?

 

[Grumpy]

To vacuum the lawn, or buy a Hummer?

Geez, vacuum the lawn, or do you want to end up like Kraft?

 

[Chris0nllyn]

What, you never saw The Brave Little Toaster?

 

[gemma_rae]

Geez, vacuum the lawn, or do you want to end up like Kraft?

Ahem, I'm not interested in that kind of Hummer either.

 

[gemma_rae]

I need that pig.

I saw a drunk chicken put up a hell of a fight, until somebody shoved a beer can up his azz!

 

[gemma_rae]

Ahem, I'm not interested in that kind of Hummer either. BRB, I gotta go put on some nylons and a mink, and get them leaves up out front.

 

[This_person]

BRB, I gotta go put on some nylons and a mink, and get them leaves up out front.

Remember to not plug in the vacuum.

 

[gemma_rae]

Remember to not plug in the vacuum.

No problem, It had a full charge on it but I had to find my galoshes first. Thanks for looking out for me though.