Have you ever coughed so hard.....

[PeoplesElbow]

What's a sharted then?

Shart = crap + Fart

Mine was a Snart (sneeze and fart)

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Boy there sure has been a big improvement in my vocabulary since I've joined somd online. Thanks I think.

I've always thought after I retire I'd like to be a teacher.

 

[vraiblonde]

Boy there sure has been a big improvement in my vocabulary since I've joined somd online. Thanks I think.

Stick with us, girl

 

[GregV814]

Swingline staples gave me a minor infection when I used them to keep my condom on... I’ll call William shatter at the law firm Slokum.

 

[General Lee]

Swingline staples gave me a minor infection when I used them to keep my condom on... I’ll call William shatter at the law firm Slokum.

You trying to use magnums huh?