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Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
...the new commercial about bent pecker syndrome? They use a bent carrot and pretend it's a pecker with a problem.

And the website is bentcarrot.com :doh:

Seriously..... if your thing was that bent, wouldn't you visit the urologist rather than letting a commercial tell you that it's a problem?
 

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the poor dad
But seriously I would like to know what kind of injuries men are having down there to cause their junk to bend. Or maybe I don’t.
 

HemiHauler

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How does one differentiate between a natural bend and a bend from an injury/disease? Does it matter if the bend is north/south vs. east/west? I just measured mine with a protractor and I'm at 69° northward. Is this a problem?
 
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Kyle

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Maybe a heavy overdose of viagra would straighten it out,
 

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
I always thought a bent carrot was good for the g-spot ??

Ladies?
Depends which way it's bent..... up is ok, side to side might hurt alot... down would work for a reverse-cowboy.

But seriously I would like to know what kind of injuries men are having down there to cause their junk to bend. Or maybe I don’t.
Website describes it...
 
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Bann

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I think the commercials on TV nowadays are stupid, over the top and just unnecessary. Seriously, the freaking internet is there for the entire population to use to find out all that stuff. And the entire population of the world went for literally decades (at least 6, since I'm in my 6th decade) without needing to have that information force-fed them in a television commercial. I'm sure it's not reaching1000's of men who are now heading to their doctor's offices en masse to take care of this dire situation.

Did you know that woman actually go number 2 and there's a commercial about that, now, too? :rolleyes: Good lort - what a stupid commercial! :lol:
 
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Grumpy

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I think the commercials on TV nowadays are stupid, over the top and just unnecessary. Seriously, the freaking internet is there for the entire population to use to find out all that stuff. And the entire population of the world went for literally decades (at least 6, since I'm in my 6th decade) without needing to have that information force-fed them in a television commercial. I'm sure it's not reaching1000's of men who are now heading to their doctor's offices en masse to take care of this dire situation.

Did you know that woman actually go number 2 and there's a commercial about that, now, too? :rolleyes: Good lort - what a stupid commercial! :lol:
Come on, girl, be cool, maybe a little Monostat 7 would calm you down?
 

UglyBear

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Depends which way it's bent..... up is ok, side to side might hurt alot... down would work for a reverse-cowboy.
Could make for some fun experiments.

The gentleman lies on his back, and the lady kinda crouches and spins around until it hits the spot? Just make sure to lubricate properly.

I think this was even described in Kamasutra, it was called “the spry doe playing helicopter on top of the elephant”, or something like that.
 

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the poor dad
Could make for some fun experiments.

The gentleman lies on his back, and the lady kinda crouches and spins around until it hits the spot? Just make sure to lubricate properly.

I think this was even described in Kamasutra, it was called “the spry doe playing helicopter on top of the elephant”, or something like that.
I wonder if that is what caused Tucker Carlson’s back pain...
 

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
Could make for some fun experiments.

The gentleman lies on his back, and the lady kinda crouches and spins around until it hits the spot? Just make sure to lubricate properly.

I think this was even described in Kamasutra, it was called “the spry doe playing helicopter on top of the elephant”, or something like that.
Some once told me to sit on a bush and rotate. I'm thinking this is what the guy meant.....
 

Crabcake42

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I think the commercials on TV nowadays are stupid, over the top and just unnecessary. Seriously, the freaking internet is there for the entire population to use to find out all that stuff. And the entire population of the world went for literally decades (at least 6, since I'm in my 6th decade) without needing to have that information force-fed them in a television commercial. I'm sure it's not reaching1000's of men who are now heading to their doctor's offices en masse to take care of this dire situation.

Did you know that woman actually go number 2 and there's a commercial about that, now, too? :rolleyes: Good lort - what a stupid commercial! :lol:
Chill, if people don’t use the service it’ll go away.

I sat through 3 years of “headon apply directly to the forehead” you can watch a commercial of a crooked carrot.

 
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