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The comedians have been having a field day recently. Just a quick sample 
"Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad where he visited Abu Ghraib prison. Apparently, the visit was going well until Rumsfeld took out his camera and said, 'Hey, how about a few pictures?'" —Conan O'Brien
We discussed this one here, so here is the answer:
"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told senators that the Geneva convention on prisoner's rights applies in Iraq, but not for prisoners held in Guantanamo Bay. When asked what the difference was Rumsfeld said that nobody has pictures of Guantanamo Bay." —Conan O'Brien
"President Bush told Donald Rumsfeld, 'You are doing a superb job.' I believe the last time a president said that he was looking under his desk." —David Letterman
"President Bush said he will not punish Donald Rumsfeld. Which is good, because no one wants to see pictures of a naked, old man." —Craig Kilborn
"Who would have ever thought that more naked pictures would come out under the Bush administration than under the Clinton administration?" —Jay Leno
for Hessian & ceo_pte:
"It's a good thing there are no gay people in the military because otherwise weird sex stuff might happen." —Tina Fey
"Rush Limbaugh spoke out on the Iraqi prison pictures situation today. He said it's entirely generated by the media. What? Is this guy on drugs?" —Jay Leno
"Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad where he visited Abu Ghraib prison. Apparently, the visit was going well until Rumsfeld took out his camera and said, 'Hey, how about a few pictures?'" —Conan O'Brien
We discussed this one here, so here is the answer:
"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told senators that the Geneva convention on prisoner's rights applies in Iraq, but not for prisoners held in Guantanamo Bay. When asked what the difference was Rumsfeld said that nobody has pictures of Guantanamo Bay." —Conan O'Brien
"President Bush told Donald Rumsfeld, 'You are doing a superb job.' I believe the last time a president said that he was looking under his desk." —David Letterman
"President Bush said he will not punish Donald Rumsfeld. Which is good, because no one wants to see pictures of a naked, old man." —Craig Kilborn
"Who would have ever thought that more naked pictures would come out under the Bush administration than under the Clinton administration?" —Jay Leno
for Hessian & ceo_pte:
"It's a good thing there are no gay people in the military because otherwise weird sex stuff might happen." —Tina Fey
"Rush Limbaugh spoke out on the Iraqi prison pictures situation today. He said it's entirely generated by the media. What? Is this guy on drugs?" —Jay Leno