Health care according to Maxine

[twinoaks207]

Received in an email this am (accompanied by a picture of our beloved heroine):

Senior Health Care Solution


So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you no longer have to pay income taxes.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!​

 

[Dupontster]

Received in an email this am (accompanied by a picture of our beloved heroine):

Senior Health Care Solution


So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you no longer have to pay income taxes.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!​

Plus no bills, no stress, Just lay back and watch TV all day long in the comfort of your own cell..Just act suicidal and they'll keep an eye on ya to boot...No wonder everyone in the world wants to come here...

 

[twinoaks207]

Plus no bills, no stress, Just lay back and watch TV all day long in the comfort of your own cell..Just act suicidal and they'll keep an eye on ya to boot...No wonder everyone in the world wants to come here...

Of course, the side benefit would be a complete turnover in congress after a couple hundred people choose this option...

I love Maxine! The humor hits right to the heart of things.