Hee hee hee!

[slotted]

Dining room done! Two "befores" and two "afters"...

Talk about eerie. Our dining room walls are about the exact same color. And our entryway/hallway walls are the same color green.

 

[mAlice]

My problem is that it's already white...whatever that stuff is that is basically compressed sawdust. So I'd have to rip it all out and start fresh, which I might be too lazy to do.

That could be your next home improvement project...hire someone else to do it.

 

[Trunk Monkey]

See, and I like your light floors, especially with the sunny yellow paint. I think my house is getting too dark.

They're moving our piano right now :cringe:

I think I hurt my back, that damn piano was heavy.

 

[vraiblonde]

hire someone else to do it.

Ye gads! I'm ready to throttle these guys! If they slam my front door one more time, I'm going into "Mommy mode" on them.

This is why I'm a do-it-yourselfer.

 

[morganj614]

I think I hurt my back, that damn piano was heavy.

lift with your knees, not your back

 

[Trunk Monkey]

Oh yea, watch the butt crack guy with the long black hair and scraggly beard. He was eyeballing the silverware yesterday and I just saw him ogling the laptop.

 

[Trunk Monkey]

Ye gads! I'm ready to throttle these guys! If they slam my front door one more time, I'm going into "Mommy mode" on them.

This is why I'm a do-it-yourselfer.

I'll take care of it.

 

[mAlice]

Ye gads! I'm ready to throttle these guys! If they slam my front door one more time, I'm going into "Mommy mode" on them.

Please have Larry take pictures.

 

[vraiblonde]

Oh yea, watch the butt crack guy with the long black hair and scraggly beard.

Which one?

 

[Trunk Monkey]

Which one?

Act like you are not looking, I will go point him out.

 

[Trunk Monkey]

Oh yea, when I was taking a nap under your bed with the cats yesterday I found some really strange stuff I wanted to ask about.

 

[vraiblonde]

Act like you are not looking, I will go point him out.

Okay.

 

[Larry Gude]

Bra$illian Ch$rry...

Cherry something or another. Right now they're doing Larry's office, which isn't picture friendly. But I'll do before and afters of the livingroom and the diningroom.

I'm so excited!

..my dear.

It's called....Tiger Wood. Big, bold wood grains, random. Freaking gorgeous.


I shnit you not.

 

[mAlice]

..my dear.

It's called....Tiger Wood. Big, bold wood grains, random. Freaking gorgeous.


I shnit you not.

Can't wait to see it!

 

[Larry Gude]

Well...

I never realized that new floors would bring me so much joy. I look at mine everyday and appreciate how pretty they are.

How effin sad is that? athetic:

...I snuck down, late last night, laid down on the floor in my office and...got wood!


Got wood! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Get it????

Got wood...


eheeheheeheh

 

[Larry Gude]

I'm a guy...

Screw the floors. I wanna see pics of the men installing the flooring!

...and I can tell you...no you don't.

They may know how to lay some wood but, damn.

Bare minerals couldn't help this crew.

 

[Larry Gude]

Vrail...

Not me, I prefer light. And that is gorgeous missy, got more pics?

...if you're truly interested in providing the latest and most thorough content, you could just take a picture of some floor laying BUTT CRACK. Pretend you're shooting the floor, quick aim...FLASH!

You're readers demand only the best!

 

[Larry Gude]

Not me my man...

Why?
She'll just make Larry do it.

...I got apnea and a doctors note:

"To whom it may concern; this PATIENT is seriously ill. He is a sick man. Things like Honey Do lists will cause severe outbreaks of rash, unpredicable behavior including seizure (of beer) and sudden spasmodic purchase of Redskin season tickets. In short, name yer poison. No moving furniture. No dusting and NO painiting until further notice. Dr. Payne."

 

[Larry Gude]

Yep...

And that white trim has now DEFINITELY got to go.

MORE DARK WOOD!

 

[kwillia]

Dear Larry,

Step away from the wood glue.


Sincerely,

kwillia