Hell, dude, we'll GIVE it to you

[vraiblonde]

Denmarkification: Denmark Petitions to Buy California

twitchy.com

 

[Bare-ya-cuda]

They can get it for much cheaper, I would let it go for next to nothing as long as they build a heavily fortified border.

 

[Hijinx]

It would be better run by Denmark than by Newsom that's for sure.

 

[stgislander]

Why don't I have a problem with this?

 

[Blister]

Where can I sign it?

 

[Kyle]

It would be better run by Denmark than by Newsom that's for sure.

They certainly would be better at managing water.

 

[Tech]

Do they lose American citizenship?

 

[gemma_rae]

Who would they buy it from? The current owner is China.

 

[vraiblonde]

Who would they buy it from? The current owner is China.

I thought the current owner was the Mexican drug and sex trafficking cartels.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Do they lose American citizenship?

Most don't have it anyway

 

[gemma_rae]

I thought the current owner was the Mexican drug and sex trafficking cartels.

Nah, they're the tenants.

 

[Clem72]

They can get it for much cheaper, I would let it go for next to nothing as long as they build a heavily fortified border.

Or just apply liberal amounts of explosives along Newsom's Fault to separate the state.

 

[Monello]

Nah, they're the tenants.

Jumping bean(er)s