firefighter6
New Member
President Bush has asked all Americans to unite together in a
common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our midst.
The Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
naked woman who is not one's wife.
Therefore, on Thursday, July 4, our FOURTH OF JULY, at 2 PM EST,
all American women who live in residential communities are asked to appear in public completely naked for one hour to help weed out terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other women nude. Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol, men should display a cold six-pack beside them as further proof of anti-Taliban sentiment.
Send names and addresses of non-participants in this public display of female nudity and male beer drinking to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts.
common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our midst.
The Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
naked woman who is not one's wife.
Therefore, on Thursday, July 4, our FOURTH OF JULY, at 2 PM EST,
all American women who live in residential communities are asked to appear in public completely naked for one hour to help weed out terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other women nude. Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol, men should display a cold six-pack beside them as further proof of anti-Taliban sentiment.
Send names and addresses of non-participants in this public display of female nudity and male beer drinking to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts.
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